Vanity, thy name might well be Scissor-Tailed Flycatcher! His flight a poem, his train a June bride’s dream, his choreography the envy of ballerinas, he is the Texas Bird of Paradise—high praise indeed for any bird this side of it. But he is more interested in law enforcement than looks and elects himself the sheriff of the county. He catches more grasshoppers than flies, but who wants to be called a Scissor-Tailed Grasshoppercatcher?